Blade Trinity: Reviewed

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:00 am

Now, first and most importantly, if you liked either the second Blade or the first one, DONT GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!

If you Like movies with a good plot, storyline and good acting, DONT GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!

This movie was terrible in more way than I could write in this forum. The ending was terrible and didnt even make sense. There was a bad shower scene that was thrown in for no apparent reason, and you dont even get to see anything! What a rip off! The feel of the movie was too light and the acting was generally terrible. Ryan Reynolds did a good job, as did Parker Posie, but yah... Everyone else sucked. Even Wesley Snipes butchered Blade in this movie... Terrible

Redeeming qualities? The pomeranian dog was funny as hell. best line from the movie: "You Cock-juggling Thunder Cunt!"

Overall score: 2/5

Queen Zeus · Post by **Queen Zeus** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:09 am

I agree. Not Great.

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:31 am

I liked it better then #2 but I liked #1 the best

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:28 am

I basically agree with Paul's review but I heard the second one was pretty crappy, so I wasn't expecting much. I would give the movie closer to a 3/5, just because of Ryan Reynolds.

Hannibal King is one funny Mutha F*cker.

Also, Jessica Biel was hot as always. Really it seemed like Blade himself wasn't the focus of the movie...the sidekicks stole the show...which is probably for the best b/c they were the only good part.

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:31 am

[PX]IronFist wrote:Hannibal King is one funny Mutha F*cker.

Is this a review for Barney goes shopping or somthing? Swear more, it's the only good thing about being old...

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:33 am

I censor myself as an hommage to the Jew......
As my next jesture I will post 400 pics of guys hairy asses.....

or maybe not.

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:34 am

I vote not.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:47 am

I vote yes.

=P~

Dempsey · Post by **Dempsey** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:47 pm

Please God NO!

Queen Zeus · Post by **Queen Zeus** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:32 pm

More asses no no no no no no no no no!!!!!!

If you cared about anyone on this board you would not subject us to the horror.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:35 pm

..........pulls...........hands............away...........from.............keyboard............

I goatse because I care...............no, really.