Bars
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Bars
An Englishman, and Scotsman and a Newfie are drinking in a bar in Toronto. The Englishman says "Man, the service in these Canadian bars sucks. In England, there's a pub called the Lamb's Hock and when you buy four beers, they give ya another one free!" "That's nothing", boasts the Scotsman, " In Scotland there's a bar called the Thistlehead, and there if you buy three beers they give ya another one for free." "Well", says the Newf, "There's a bar called the Mackerel back home, and there the drinks are free all night long, and at the end of the night, ya get laid!" "Really?!", the others ask incredulously. "Yup", he replies, "At least, that's what my sister tells me"
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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