Americans VS Canadians

[Fallen]Thumperup · Post by **[Fallen]Thumperup** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:55 am

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US
naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of
Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to
avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the
South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL
BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:40 am

Not bad. I've seen this before. I've also seen it as "Americans vs. Australians" in an e-mail from my cousin in Australia. All in all, I think there is some truth to it.

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:58 am

I've seen it several times before, but only ever as Canadian. I doubt the authenticity of it though.