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A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren

...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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LOL! What with all the gunpowder my skin picks up from, well, just being home I'm going to do the crematoriums a favour and just be buried to avoid that very fate ;)
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How did I know you would like this one??

LOL

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