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Here's A Funny Post I found on a message board


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GTA3 is 1 of my fav. games but i cant play it cause i only have an 8mb vid crd and it says i need at least 12mb i now thats not true because it is 4 mb less than i have and i no my computer will play it
now dont tell me to get another vid card because i have a laptop and u cant replace the video card so i need a patch to override this warning so i can at least get into the game. so if u could look for 1 in your spare time or if u now how to program please make me 1 thank you so much but please try please please try and could u email me if u make 1 or find 1 (with the link)


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I can help you. Here's exactly what you do.
1. Get two screwdrivers.
2. Stick them both in your ass.
3. TRY TO PRY MORE THAN A BUCK OUT OF YOUR ASS THIS TIME AND GET A REAL VIDEO CARD.
I promiss positive results, in your gameplay, not your ass, or your money back.
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LOL.

So funny and true.
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