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Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Riddle #6:

I am placed on the table,
then cut, then passed around
to everyone present,
but I am never eaten.

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:A hooker?


Wrong.

And you don't eat your hookers? wtf?
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A deck of cards.
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Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Riddle #6:

I am placed on the table,
then cut, then passed around
to everyone present,
but I am never eaten.

Samurai wrote:A deck of cards.


Correct.

Riddle #7:

We are identical twins who
see everything in front of us,
but never each other.
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Eyes
Nature is bountiful where idiots are concerned

No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
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If you look in a mirror eyes can see each other.
Ilon "Rezzer" Rezon in the Late Era RPG
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Let Nick tell me Im right... Err, wrong, before you go shooting holes in my answer :lol:
Nature is bountiful where idiots are concerned

No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities

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Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Riddle #7:

We are identical twins who
see everything in front of us,
but never each other.

Ghost [PX] wrote:Eyes


He is correct, according to my riddle source.

Riddle #8:

I am the only place
you will find yesterday
after today.
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A dictionary.
Nature is bountiful where idiots are concerned

No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities

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tomorrow?
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Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Riddle #8:

I am the only place
you will find yesterday
after today.

Ghost [PX] wrote:A dictionary.


Correct.

Riddle #9:

To use me,
You must throw me away,
But you will retrieve me
When I am no longer needed.
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A Garbage bag
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You retrieve your garbage bags when you don't need them?

Guess again.
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A Fish Hook?
Ilon "Rezzer" Rezon in the Late Era RPG
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A condom :wink:
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[PX]IronFist wrote:A Fish Hook?


when you pull in a fish hook, you're probably still using it.

Guess again.
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