Man walks into a bar..

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Man walks into a bar..

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of beer. The bartender gets the beer and the man asks "how much?" The bartender says "3 cents." Then the man points to an expensive wine bottle accross the table, and asks "how much for a glass of that?" The bartender responds "only 4 cents." The man looks happy and says "wow this place is cheap, wheres your manager? I'd like to give him my regards." The bartender says "Upstairs with my girlfriend." The man asks "whats he doing upstairs with your girlfriend?" The bartender says "same thing i'm doing to his business."
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A classic.
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