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Miss Vermont And Tucker Max

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I usually read this guy's stories and thought you guys might like this one. He's a complete and utter arrogant man-whore with a drinking problem, but his style of writing is hilarious:

http://www.tuckermax.com/Stories/missvermont.htm

It's long, but worth the read.




The best part is that, as far as I can tell, it's all true.


Here's a summary of him winning his case:

http://www.tuckermax.com/Misc/hypocrisy.htm
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I think I remember hearing about this.
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Ya, I'll post his "Urban Legend Email Forward" one of these days. That's where most people heard his name first.
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This was kinda funny.... Sad, but funny...
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How was it sad? The whiny lil' b***h got what she deserved.

It's his story-telling abilities that make it funny.
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It was sad how stupid she was. Such a basic grasp of grammar at that age saddens me.
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Ah, I now see your point.
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