Amputees

[[PX] Nebuchadnezzar]

Joe and Bill are working at the sawmill when Bill saws his arm off. Joe takes the arm,
puts it in a plastic bag and rushes to the hospital. The next day, Joe visits the hospital
to find Bill in rehab playing tennis. "Wow, the wonders of modern science," Joe says.
They get back to work and are sawing away when clumsy Bill cuts off his leg.
Joe takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag, and they go to the hospital. The next day
Joe visits and finds Bill playing soccer. "Wow, the wonders of modern science," Joe says.
Back at work, Bill leans too far forwarc and cuts his head off. Joe takes the head,
puts it in a plastic bag and rushes to the hospital. The next day, when Joe visits,
he can't find his chum. "Where's Bill?" he asks an orderly.
"We might have saved him," reports the orderly. "But some idiot put Bill's head
in a plastic bag... and he suffocated."

[[PX]IronFist]

lol,funny stuff