Okay, it's scooped before most of the rest of the web, but here's the news:
According to our sources, pop singing superstar Britney Spears was married to childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander Saturday in Las Vegas. An affidavit of Application for Marriage License filed Jan. 3 showed that Spears, 22, of Kentwood, La., and Alexander, 22, also of Kentwood were granted a marriage license. It is the first marriage for each.
We can only assume what a loss this is to the adolescent boys and Farkers out there.
http://www.pornforlosers.com/britney.cfm
Now I can get ya all the pics ya want, Pimpin Matt.
