Computer Joke

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Post by **[PX] Nebuchadnezzar** » Sat May 10, 2003 8:14 pm

Computer Joke, you'll all love this one... hehehe

1001101010111000110110101001?

1001101!!

HAHAHAHAHA! I am so bad!! I love it!

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Sat May 10, 2003 11:04 pm

Yeah, those numbers crack me up, too:

162 237 865?

73!!

(Figuring out the last one was easy. Figuring out the first one took a bit longer. Feel free to check my math).

On a related note:

3 guys are travelling around the world when they reach a very small town in Ireland. They see the local pub and decide to come in for a quick top up. They get into the bar, sit at the counter, and order 3 pints o' authentic Guiness. Suddenly, from the back of the bar someone yells out, "34!"

The entire bar breaks out laughing.

The 3 companions find this a bit odd, but continuing to enjoy their frothy brews.

A lil' later, someone yells out, "12!"

Again, the entire bar bursts out giggling.

Still perplexed, they continue to drink.

Oddly enough, a short while later, someone yells out, "22!"

Inexplicably as before, the bar bursts out laughing.

Their curiousity getting the better of them, the 3 lads ask the bar keep why everyone kept laughing when numbers were called out. The bartender replied that since the town was so small, everyone knew each other. After a while, they got to know each other's jokes so well that rather than retell them every time, they would just shout out their number to tell a joke. He tells them to give it a try.

The first lad calls out, "1!" and the whole bar huckles it up.

The second lad calls out, "13!" and, again, the whole pub bursts out laughing.

The third lad calls out, "84!"

Well, everyone bursts out laughing and they won't stop. There are people falling off their chairs, old ladies peeing their pants, guys laughing beer out their noises, and they can't stop.

Finally, when the brew-ha-ha subsides, the lads are curious as to what joke 84 was and why they all laughed so hard at it.

"Oh, they'd never heard that one before."

:mrgreen:

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Post by **[PX] Nebuchadnezzar** » Mon May 12, 2003 8:37 am

no no no, you have to translate it into words, not numbers...

Angmar · Post by **Angmar** » Mon May 12, 2003 10:15 pm

well yeah, but don't you need breaks in there? like how are we supposed to know where they go? yeah, i don't know crazy binary, but i'd just end up with a number like Jew.

Maybe a hint, or a letter, or something?

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Mon May 12, 2003 10:35 pm

or hey heres a idea!!!

maybe its just me but WHY DONT YOU POST IT IN LETTERS NOT #'S THUS MAKING THIS JOKE FUNNY ...

OR YOU CAN DO THE 1'S AND 0'S AND JUST PISS ME OFF TO THE POINT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT THE HELL THE JOKE IS ABOUT AND I AM NEVER GOING TO TAKE THE TIME TO FIND OUT!

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon May 12, 2003 11:00 pm

Whoa man, calm down, your gonna break somthing there....

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Tue May 13, 2003 12:15 am

Done and done :lol:

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Post by **[PX] Nebuchadnezzar** » Tue May 13, 2003 7:54 am

it's a joke, it means nothing...

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Tue May 13, 2003 10:39 pm

So if its a joke why is it not funny? and if it is not funny why is it in this section??

and if it is only funny to you then is it really a joke??

if neb is in the woods and a tree falls on neb does anyone care???

humm something to think about thats for sure...

[Fallen]SkaLicious · Post by **[Fallen]SkaLicious** » Tue May 13, 2003 10:45 pm

ouch! You sure know how to kick someone in the nuts G. Just like that time at work when I threw that muchroom at you and... well... then I laughed at you. Remember that? Good times *tear*

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:39 am

Decoded:

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The joke still sucks

http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

EDIT:

010010010010011101101101001000000111001101110000011001010110000101101011011010010110111001100111001000000110100101101110001000000110001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010110000100000011001100011000000110000001000010010000100100001

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:26 am

01011001011011110111010100100000011001000110100101110011011010000110111101101110011011110111001000100000011011010110010100100000011101110110100101110100011010000010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000110011001101100011000010110011101110010011000010110111001110100001000000111010101110011011001010010000001101111011100100010000001000010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:55 pm

(XLS)TSB wrote:So if its a joke why is it not funny? and if it is not funny why is it in this section??

and if it is only funny to you then is it really a joke??

if neb is in the woods and a tree falls on neb does anyone care???

humm something to think about thats for sure...

See neb, Now thats a funny Joke!

GJ TSB

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:11 pm

I forgot all about this lol

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:30 am

I think we can all thank/curse Nik for bringing it back to our attention.