Ah, dirty!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:08 am
An old man is sitting on his porch and his grandson is playing in the yard, pulling worms out of their holes. He says "Hey kid, I'll give you five dollars if you can get the worm back in the hole."
The kid tries cramming the worm back in, to no avail. After many minutes of this, he sits back, thinks and runs into the house. He comes back with a can a hairspray, sprays the worm stiff and stuffs him in the hole.
The grandfather sticks to his deal and gives the kid $5. The next day, he gives his grandson another $5. The kid asks why and grandpa says "Your grandmother thought it was a pretty neat trick too!"
The kid tries cramming the worm back in, to no avail. After many minutes of this, he sits back, thinks and runs into the house. He comes back with a can a hairspray, sprays the worm stiff and stuffs him in the hole.
The grandfather sticks to his deal and gives the kid $5. The next day, he gives his grandson another $5. The kid asks why and grandpa says "Your grandmother thought it was a pretty neat trick too!"