another Math Joke
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 3:24 am
> > >From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What Makes 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
>over
> > > > 100%..
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > How about achieving 103%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> > > > questions:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What makes up 100% in life?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > is represented as:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Then:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> > > > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And
> > > >
> > > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> > > > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > But,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> > > > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> > > > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> > > > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will
>get
> > >you
> > > > there,
> > > > bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!!!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What Makes 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
>over
> > > > 100%..
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > How about achieving 103%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> > > > questions:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What makes up 100% in life?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > is represented as:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Then:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> > > > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And
> > > >
> > > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> > > > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > But,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> > > > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> > > > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> > > > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will
>get
> > >you
> > > > there,
> > > > bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!!!