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another Math Joke

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 3:24 am
by [Fallen]Thanatos
> > >From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What Makes 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
>over
> > > > 100%..
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > How about achieving 103%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> > > > questions:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What makes up 100% in life?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > is represented as:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Then:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> > > > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And
> > > >
> > > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> > > > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > But,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> > > > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> > > > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> > > > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will
>get
> > >you
> > > > there,
> > > > bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:08 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
I luv this one. My RA put this one up right by our elevators so we'd always see it.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 2:00 pm
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
thanx for cleaning up that forward there Matt! :mrgreen:

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 5:44 pm
by [Fallen]Thanatos
Neb your Gay :P


P.S. Cant get mad i have a emoticon on the end ( that is the rule right) so.

Neb is gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. :P

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 5:58 pm
by [PX]IronFist
When did this rule come into effect?

Neb is actually right, the post could have been quite a bit shorter.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:34 pm
by Dempsey
Ya dude that's s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g it to the breaking point.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:38 pm
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
[PX]IronFist wrote:When did this rule come into effect?

Neb is actually right, the post could have been quite a bit shorter.

Dempsey wrote:Ya dude that's s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g it to the breaking point.


supporters! finally!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:05 pm
by [Fallen]Thanatos
must we go through this again

if ya want the full story go here

http://kalnet.kalshadowtech.com/php/php ... 14&start=0

Im sick of people using those emoticons and try to say whatever they want, well i say hay if they can do it well then so can i.

Pluse why cant i post a funny e-mail i got? Im shure othere do the same but I dont see you bitching to them?
Eat my ass Neb :wink:

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:47 pm
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
all I'm saying is that when I post funny email
>>I
>>get rid of
>>all of
>>those annoying
>>little
>>
>>
>>arrow things that
>>come
>>with
>> a forward

That's all I'm saying

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:36 pm
by [Fallen]Thanatos
thats great but did i make you read the post?

NO!!

Keep your critisizing to yourself or i will start critisizing all of your posts!

ass hole :wink:

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 10:20 pm
by Angmar
The smily face really does do something psychological.. As I read matt's posts, it really makes it seem like he's joking, as he should be. The hard thing to figure out is why he is not.

Yeah, so you screwed up and posted a forward with all the crap still intact. It's cool, everyone makes mistakes. If no one is able to laugh at themselves, then we're all screwed.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 11:08 pm
by [Fallen]TSB
:roll: :roll: Its good to see we are using our posting time to talk about >>>> and not
using it to better the world and our selfs.... :roll: :roll:


my point is......


The piano man told me to go to Japan in the winter and thats a hoby that only cows and pigs can master....


understand??

well if you dont to bad....

:roll: :roll:

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 11:37 pm
by [Fallen]Thanatos
the world now makes sence