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Q:How do you get the entire population of Pacistan in one place?

A:Tose a Penny down a street.

Q:How do you find the Richest Pacistanion?

A:Find the one that found the penny.

Kinda, but I always found it to be slightly more humourous when one used established stereotypes, such as the cheapness of either the Scottish or Dutch. However, I do understand where you're coming from, with the "Pakistinians are poor" quip.