scam
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 9:53 pm
Two guy wanted to go drinking
but they only had one dollar between them
One of the fellows looked over at a hot dog wagon nearby,
and had a sudden inspiration.
He spent the dollar on a hot dog.
He threw away the bun and stuffed the hotdog down his underwear.
"We're gonna walk into the bar , order beers and drink them down.
When the bartender asks for payment , I'm gonna stick the hot dog out of my fly and you're gonna drop to your knees and start sucking on it.
The bartender will be so grossed out that he will immediatly throw us out."
They entered a bar and the gambit worked like a charm.
After the seventh bar they were both extemely drunk.
One of them started to complain
"Shheeesh I'm starting to get bad bruises from dropping down on my knees.
His companion slurred
"You think you got problems ? I lost the hot dog four bars ago!"
but they only had one dollar between them
One of the fellows looked over at a hot dog wagon nearby,
and had a sudden inspiration.
He spent the dollar on a hot dog.
He threw away the bun and stuffed the hotdog down his underwear.
"We're gonna walk into the bar , order beers and drink them down.
When the bartender asks for payment , I'm gonna stick the hot dog out of my fly and you're gonna drop to your knees and start sucking on it.
The bartender will be so grossed out that he will immediatly throw us out."
They entered a bar and the gambit worked like a charm.
After the seventh bar they were both extemely drunk.
One of them started to complain
"Shheeesh I'm starting to get bad bruises from dropping down on my knees.
His companion slurred
"You think you got problems ? I lost the hot dog four bars ago!"
