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translate this properly and get a cool prize!

Sie haben nur Ihre Zeit durch Übersetzen dieses ganzen Dings verschwendet. Ich hoffe, daß Sie einen Internet Übersetzer benutzt haben, weil wenn Sie jemanden gefragt haben, der Deutsch zu machen es spricht, sind sie wahrscheinlich ein wenig wahnsinnig an Ihnen jetzt gleich zum Verschwenden ihrer Zeit. Der Preis ist auch nicht daß gut, und Sie werden wahrscheinlich nicht es mögen. Sowieso, nächste Woche dürfte Zitat ein wenig besseres als dieser, aber sein der weiß.

Umm ok here is my try....

Some day in the future...


A man is walking to a store when he stops and says to his son who has been beside him this whole time " Son I have some thing to tell you." "One day you will be a man and you to will one day join me at the family business." The son was so happy about hearing this and said to his father. "Dad I am so happy to hear this I have always wanted to see pigs hump a little fake pig" The father said "Yes son one day you to can do that.. but only once you are a man." The son at this point ran over to a mail box and started humpping it and yelled to his father "Look dad I am a pig!" His father "HAHAHA good job son." "You will fit right in at work."





Do I win the prize?

This in no way is about anyone in our group...

close, very very close.

guess my german is a little rusty....

I'm a little rusty on my German but here it goes:

"Neb understands that the all powerful Ska is greatest and most powerful of all gamers! Neb dresses up in womens clothes when nobody is home and puts on makup."

Did I get it!!?? Do I win the prize??

Just kidding man, I have no freakin' clue what it means. Looks like something off of a German porn site to me, uhh... not that I'd.. uhh.. know or anything.. uhhh... CRAP!

you're both quite a bit off, but so far you haven't followed what it says
I assume Jason will be the one to crack the code.

SkaLicious how do you so much about Neb??? I mean knowing about neb and the womans clothing thing is just in our group.. who told you about it???










lol



just kidding

Unless you actually speak German (which I doubt you do.........Dutch, maybe), the translators on the net are crap. Do it to French and you'll see what I mean. Anyhoo, one translator produced this:

They wasted only your time by translating this whole thing. I hope that you used InterNet a translator, because if you asked someone the Germans to make it speak, are them probably a little madly at you now directly for wasting their time. The price is not also that well, and you do not become probably it to like. Anyway, next week would be allowed to do quotation a little more better than these, but knows its.

Another produced this:

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Which leads me to my guess of:

You've only wasted your time by translating this whole thing. I hope that you used an Internet translator, because if you asked someone who spoke German, they're probably a little mad at you for wasting their time. That's the price you pay, whether you like it or not. Anyway, NEXT week I might do a quotion a bit cooler than this, but who knows?


One can easily see that the translator just make more of a mess. While the Yoda talk is humorous, it's almost just as cryptic (ie. the price/emergency line). That's why all the kids who tried to hand in French essays using them..........well, failed. Without speaking to some of my relatives, that's about all you're gonna get outta me.

and YOU WIN (prize delivered today at 4PM)

Hey Jason, here's the perfect translation, and your prize, a pic of me looking very happy!

You just wasted your time by translating this whole thing. I hope you used an internet translator, because if you asked someone who speaks german to do it, they're probably a little mad at you right now for wasting their time. The prize isn't even that good, and you're probably not going to like it. Anyways, next week's quote might be a little better than this one, but who knows.

The horror of this prize has silenced me for years due to shock...........but I feel I must now speak.



Why do you have a picture of a near-naked man wearing, what appears, to be some sort of thong device by your bed?



I ask in the rhetorical sense as the realization of the probable answer has scarred my mind all these years.

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:Why do you have a picture of a near-naked man wearing, what appears, to be some sort of thong device by your bed?

Ha ha ha ha ha to funny

the creeping metrosexuality of London has finally taken its toll on our once small-town friend....

Paragon wrote:the creeping metrosexuality of London has finally taken its toll on our once small-town friend....

Uh, if you look at the dates of the posts, you'll see that he probably helped it thrive in London

I'm so getting a punch in the face this LAN