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Computer Joke

Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 8:14 pm
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
Computer Joke, you'll all love this one... hehehe




1001101010111000110110101001?

1001101!!


HAHAHAHAHA! I am so bad!! I love it!

Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 11:04 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
Yeah, those numbers crack me up, too:

162 237 865?

73!!

(Figuring out the last one was easy. Figuring out the first one took a bit longer. Feel free to check my math).


On a related note:

3 guys are travelling around the world when they reach a very small town in Ireland. They see the local pub and decide to come in for a quick top up. They get into the bar, sit at the counter, and order 3 pints o' authentic Guiness. Suddenly, from the back of the bar someone yells out, "34!"

The entire bar breaks out laughing.

The 3 companions find this a bit odd, but continuing to enjoy their frothy brews.

A lil' later, someone yells out, "12!"

Again, the entire bar bursts out giggling.

Still perplexed, they continue to drink.

Oddly enough, a short while later, someone yells out, "22!"

Inexplicably as before, the bar bursts out laughing.

Their curiousity getting the better of them, the 3 lads ask the bar keep why everyone kept laughing when numbers were called out. The bartender replied that since the town was so small, everyone knew each other. After a while, they got to know each other's jokes so well that rather than retell them every time, they would just shout out their number to tell a joke. He tells them to give it a try.

The first lad calls out, "1!" and the whole bar huckles it up.

The second lad calls out, "13!" and, again, the whole pub bursts out laughing.

The third lad calls out, "84!"

Well, everyone bursts out laughing and they won't stop. There are people falling off their chairs, old ladies peeing their pants, guys laughing beer out their noises, and they can't stop.

Finally, when the brew-ha-ha subsides, the lads are curious as to what joke 84 was and why they all laughed so hard at it.

"Oh, they'd never heard that one before."

:mrgreen:

Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 8:37 am
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
no no no, you have to translate it into words, not numbers...

Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 10:15 pm
by Angmar
well yeah, but don't you need breaks in there? like how are we supposed to know where they go? yeah, i don't know crazy binary, but i'd just end up with a number like Jew.

Maybe a hint, or a letter, or something?

Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 10:35 pm
by [Fallen]TSB
or hey heres a idea!!!


maybe its just me but WHY DONT YOU POST IT IN LETTERS NOT #'S THUS MAKING THIS JOKE FUNNY ...

OR YOU CAN DO THE 1'S AND 0'S AND JUST PISS ME OFF TO THE POINT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT THE HELL THE JOKE IS ABOUT AND I AM NEVER GOING TO TAKE THE TIME TO FIND OUT!

Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 11:00 pm
by [PX]IronFist
Whoa man, calm down, your gonna break somthing there....

Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 12:15 am
by [Fallen]TSB
Done and done :lol:

Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 7:54 am
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
it's a joke, it means nothing...

Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 10:39 pm
by [Fallen]TSB
So if its a joke why is it not funny? and if it is not funny why is it in this section??

and if it is only funny to you then is it really a joke??

if neb is in the woods and a tree falls on neb does anyone care???



humm something to think about thats for sure...

Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 10:45 pm
by [Fallen]SkaLicious
ouch! You sure know how to kick someone in the nuts G. Just like that time at work when I threw that muchroom at you and... well... then I laughed at you. Remember that? Good times *tear*

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:39 am
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
Decoded:

š¸Ú?

M!!



The joke still sucks ;)


http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php


EDIT:

010010010010011101101101001000000111001101110000011001010110000101101011011010010110111001100111001000000110100101101110001000000110001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010110000100000011001100011000000110000001000010010000100100001

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:26 am
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
01011001011011110111010100100000011001000110100101110011011010000110111101101110011011110111001000100000011011010110010100100000011101110110100101110100011010000010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000110011001101100011000010110011101110010011000010110111001110100001000000111010101110011011001010010000001101111011100100010000001000010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:55 pm
by [Fallen]Thanatos
(XLS)TSB wrote:So if its a joke why is it not funny? and if it is not funny why is it in this section??

and if it is only funny to you then is it really a joke??

if neb is in the woods and a tree falls on neb does anyone care???



humm something to think about thats for sure...


See neb, Now thats a funny Joke!

GJ TSB

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:11 pm
by [Fallen]TSB
I forgot all about this lol

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:30 am
by [PX]IronFist
I think we can all thank/curse Nik for bringing it back to our attention.