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Yes, you too can join in this safe sex chant. Apparently, Norway now has a cheer squad to help people rubber up.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local ... eID=543052

Quote:

"Research reveals that three out of four Norwegians make mistakes when rolling on a condom, and that they use them less than their Nordic neighbors - averaging 1.7 condoms per citizen per year."

HOW THE DEVIL DO YOU BUGGER UP PUTTING ON A CONDOM!

Combining my outdoor survivalist post and this one, I have come up with:

http://www.safeoutdoorsex.com/home.htm

Remember kids, always crochet a condom like your forefathers did before engaging in wilderness rumpy pumpy