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We all know it's coming (on an aside, I think we all know who's family is best prepared to fight the horde waves, but I digress).

Zombie infection rate test:

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite


This will let you know how long you have before you have to shoot your sibling, etc.

<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite"><img src="http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_25_minutes.jpg" alt="The Zombie Bite Calculator" /></a>
<p>Created by <a href="http://theoatmeal.com">Oatmeal</a></p>

Dempsey's score:




Dempsey has one minute to decapitate/fend off Thumperup before they both go looking for brains.

Where to NOT be when the zombpocalypse hits:

http://roadtickle.com/the-worst-places- ... pocalypse/

How it all goes down:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how

Why zombies won't overrun us:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7- ... ly_p1.html


I thought rednecks with guns was a fairly obvious answer.

Zombie claymation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeN_9NGFBVI

they would both need to kill me first.

I'm killing all of you right after the news drops!

They wouldn't land the bite, I'd go all Jackson Pollack on their heads...



Though do smoke, so I would have a chance at becoming a zombie superstar.

ps. First Post! Hi guys!

Someone needs to save me.

Zombie Proof house

http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post ... roof-house