KalNet Message Board

Verizon has suspended door to door sales operations across Delaware after an outsourced sales representative was caught masturbating behind the bushes of one woman's home while she worked in the garden. The salesman was charged with two counts of "lewdness, resisting arrest and criminal trespassing," and Verizon has shut down door to door sales in the state until they can finish investigating the incident. "We have zero tolerance for violations of the law and hold our vendor responsible for the actions of its employees," says a company spokesperson.