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A past proven scientist coming up with ways that may increase data density by a 100-fold:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/11/techn ... ref=slogin

Using crystals for storage purposes:

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=9732

So who will sue first for patent infringement? DC Comics (Superman and Kryptonians), Star Trek (remember the episode where everybody goes horny and Data needs to reassemble the computer?) or Babylon 5?

That episode is almost as good as the one where everyone devolves and Barclay turns into a giant spider.

I believe the drunk episode is called the Naked Now

"Well, hello, Enterprise, welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board, because I'm willing and waiting. In fact, we're going to have a real blowout here."

- The Tsiolkovsky's message


"Wouldn't you rather be alone with me? With me in your mind?"

- Troi, while Riker takes her to sickbay


"And there was a rather peculiar limerick being delivered to someone in shuttlebay 2. I'm not sure I understand it correctly. ‘There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a—’"
"Captain to security! Come in!!"
"Did I say something wrong?"
"I don't understand their humor, either."

- Data, Picard and Worf


"Attention all decks, all divisions: effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to acting captain Wesley Crusher."
"Acting captain?!!"
"Thank you, Captain Picard. Thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise."

- Picard's voice, Picard and Wesley Crusher


"Doctor, there must be a cure; some formula... huh-huh-huh-huh... similar to the old one."

- Picard, clearing his throat uncomfortably due to Dr. Crusher's close proximity and behavior.


"Ah, Data. You're still functioning."
"Fully, captain."

- Picard and Data, after Data has been with Tasha Yar


"Data, I'm only going to tell you just once: it never happened."

- Tasha Yar


"We are more alike than unlike, my dear captain. I have pores. Humans have pores. I have fingerprints. Humans have fingerprints. My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me, do I not... leak?"

- Data


"Lieutenant Yar?"
"Here, Data. You wanted me?"
"Captain Picard ordered me to escort you to sickbay, Lieutenant."
"Did he say when?"
"I'm sure he meant now. So, you should get into uniform."
"But I got out of my uniform for you, Data. Do you know how old I was when I was abandoned?"
"Chronological age, no. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with..."
"Five, five years old. I survived, I learned how to stay alive, how to avoid the rape gangs. I was fifteen before I escaped."
"I am sorry, I did not know."
"What I want now is gentleness, and joy, and love from you, Data. You are fully functional aren't you?"
"Of course, but..."
"How fully?"
"In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring."
"Oh, you jewel! That's exactly what I hoped."

- Data and Tasha Yar


"And, henceforth, a dessert course shall precede and follow every meal, including breakfast."
"Hooray for the acting captain!!"
"Never got as far as sickbay, Wes. I feel too good for that."

- Wesley, Crewman and Shimoda