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-well, since I created these because I was forgetful, there's not much sense in me posting in here.


And the alcohol probably didn't help matters

-Jew showing up out of the blue to take Dempsey, and my future brother-in-law to some good ol' fashioned country fireworks where you can taste the ash!

I have a whole can of Jason memories ready to be torn wide open. You just let me shuffle through the data banks and type up a few good ones. BFG loogey!

I remember the time when the Jew and i were downtown Toronto running from 2 very skanki chicks and a huge black guy because we made them take us in a Taxi to a house where we were going to have a after party. Little did we know that when we got there, the house was being busted by the cops. The best part of the story is the skanki chicks payed for the taxi's lol.

That night was hilarious.



Pimp "So what do you ladies do?"

Chick 1 "I've got 2 kids."

Chick 2 "I've got 1."

Chick 3 "How expensive is this place? I spent most of the baby money on food already."

Jew "............."

Pimp "..........."

*both run away*

A time that Jew beat us to our place.... later finding out he broke into our house and wouldn't tell us how, only that he was soaked for some reason.

I sat down on the couch and felt a wet feeling on my back....

Jew you bitch you pushed in the air conditioner.....

OH OH OH! I remeber this one time that you made journals and even had one for milkman but then forgot the best one!


TSB

YOU SON OF A BITCH

"Cleaning" out Homey B's basement for a LAN.

Jason: Hey, there's a lot of styrofoam down here... You know what we could do?
Me: No. What?
Jason: Make Napalm! Its really easy!
Me: Sounds fun, Im game.

So we skulked around Homey B's backyard while making an illegal substance and then burning it with all the crap we cleaned out.

Ah good times.

The Jew took me out to T.O. yesterday. It was sweet. We walked many miles, stood at the foot of the C.N. Tower and the Skydome. We also saw many fine ladies. I drank something called a Polar Bear shot that was kind of a burning minty chocolatey thing. The bartenders at this one joint were all hotties wearing tight shirt and short shorts. I wish I hadn't been so tired I would have enjoyed myself a little more.

Well, rest up cuz I think we'll hit up some country watering holes this weekend

phone call between Jew and I around 3am

Me- Hey Jew, want a big fucking lobster tank?

Jew- Do I!

Me- Get to Sobeys

Hang up


Then the Jew showed up with his truck, we lifted the giant lobster tank into the back of the truck (next lobster tank we steel, we are going to remember to empty the tank full of water before we lift, my back still hurts)

Nice compressor though!

My Dad buggered the pump on it, though

I remember hitting the Jew over the head with a cast iron frying pan

Humm lets see here....

- driving the van behind him one night while he drove the riding lawnmower home from Homey B's place

- all i have to say is "I think we flipped"

- The jew putting his foot into Homey J's windshield

- The Jew tucked snuggly into the trunk of Homey B's car on our way to london

- The many moments of finding out he's almost killed himself again

Since i can't remember all the exact names but know the Jew was appart of it, i think neb was too.... anyways i remember the time a bunch of you lined your pop cans up on the blades of the ceiling fan at the lan house and then decided to see what would happen once you turned the fan on.