On Being Men
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:00 am
On being men
By GRAHAM HICKS, EDMONTON SUN
Wed, January 24, 2007
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station bathroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress: $5,000. Tux rental: $100.
People never stare at your chest when you talk to them.
The occasional belch or flatulent toot is practically expected
By GRAHAM HICKS, EDMONTON SUN
Wed, January 24, 2007
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station bathroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress: $5,000. Tux rental: $100.
People never stare at your chest when you talk to them.
The occasional belch or flatulent toot is practically expected
