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The Perfect Girlfriend

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:45 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:49 pm
by Queen Zeus
lol Thanks for the pointers. So what do i do about bob he doesn't like beer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:40 pm
by Tempus
its so true... even though i dont like beer either... most of the other principles are sound

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:34 pm
by Paragon
Where's my Beer!

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:08 am
by [Fallen]Thanatos
see the way i see it going down is if she drinks with ya, then she will get drunk and be more open and in the mood for sex. its a win win people

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:00 am
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
Or at the very least she'll pass out and stop protesting as you shove it in her cornhole.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:53 am
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
.........at least it's easy to bring this girlfriend to orgasm:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0311_20 ... xtra.shtml

Woman claims to have 200 orgasms................a day.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:31 pm
by Dempsey
holy crap

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:20 pm
by Darius
If a guy had that many a day, he would have no balls! Or genitals that are too large, one of the two :P