Drunk Driving (18+ NSFW)
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:51 pm
........two drunks leave the bar vowing to meet the same time tomarrow. the next day when the first drunk arrives he orders a beer and says to the barmaid "damn i was so fucked up last night i went home and blew chunks!" with tears in her eyes she tells the man that his friend drove home drunk the night before and hit a woman and her baby, everyone died. the man slowly took a drink from his beer and said, "you don't get it lady, chunks is my DOG!"
