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I saw this one on the news. It was 38 cans. The anchor woman said that the bear had passed out when the park workers first found it. I can see the newest member of the region's AA group.

Hi, my name is Yogi, and I'm an alcoholic. It all started when I robbed a group of campers...

But yeah, that bear must have had one heck of a hangover.

It sounds more like Homer dressed up in a bear suit than anything else:

The bear fled after he came to, but when he returned the following day, wildlife officials managed to capture him using doughnuts and more beer as bait.