The End of an Era
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:08 pm
As most of you were aware, the Crumpletron had been having some problems lately. I regretfully inform you that the car whom we all have come to love and make fun of, has passed on.
I would now like to say a few words in honour of the Crumpletron.
She was a good car. Cheap at the gas pumps, fun to drive and always there for me. Then one day, she just gave up. She wasnt an old car by any means, only about 170,000 some odd clicks were on her, but something inside her engine just gave up. I'll always remember her for her grumpy starts when the weather was moist, and how she could sound like a real beast when the muffler system was gone...
Farewell my dear friend
R.I.P. The crumpletron
1994-2004
Her remains will be given to the Jew should he so desire so that she may be used in a watercooling system.
Donations welcome
I would now like to say a few words in honour of the Crumpletron.
She was a good car. Cheap at the gas pumps, fun to drive and always there for me. Then one day, she just gave up. She wasnt an old car by any means, only about 170,000 some odd clicks were on her, but something inside her engine just gave up. I'll always remember her for her grumpy starts when the weather was moist, and how she could sound like a real beast when the muffler system was gone...
Farewell my dear friend
R.I.P. The crumpletron
1994-2004
Her remains will be given to the Jew should he so desire so that she may be used in a watercooling system.
Donations welcome