Yeah, well where I'm from it's also called: working the manual transmission, spanking the money, bringing the purple helmet soldier to attention, punching the pig, choking the chicken, stroking your loaf, whippin' the wire, lopin your mule, goin with Ms Thumb & her four daughters, doing the knuckle shuffle on your pi$$ pump, banging the drum, cracking your shaft, making the bald man cry, pounding your pudding, creaming your cheese, taming the animal, greasing the cattle, lighting the lampost, prodding the half-cooked pastrami, raising Lazarus from the dead, going on the dole, getting stripped of your grammy, smoking hooch with reagan, whiffing an easy fairway shot, comforting gary coleman, wearing a fat guys slacks, mule breeding, clamming the engram, shakin your Sir Francis Bacon, pinning St. Thomas Moore to the floor, negotiating a seperate peace with Thomas a-Beckett, wave the writ of Habeus Corpus to the Sheriff of Nottingham, applying up and down friction to your errect penis (causing ejaculation), boxing the bald-headed clown, shaking hands with John Dillinger, polishing the pearl, banging the bishop, fignering the culprit, playing tag in the foxhole, greasing the flagpole, renting a boat for one at Central Park, gilding the lily, drilling for oil in your own backyard, maintaining a holding pattern, engaging in internal revenue service, slopping the hogs, hanging five, trolling for flames, lighting your pipe, shifting into first gear, setting off a depth charge, unclogging your sink, turning on, tuning in and dropping out, visiting the notary public, moving into a one-bedroom apartment, polishing the silver, docking in Shuttle Bay 5, activating cruise control, invading Poland, stacking the deck, buttering your muffin, applying for a fishing liscence, launching the head of a world-cup golfer, slipping yourself a mickey, looking askance, digging into the trenches, running the 100-yard dash, housebreaking the cat, making a banana split, roasting chestnuts, playing a bass solo, cleaning the storm-drains, straining the spaghetti, returning to sender, installing a burglar alarm, doing a little soft-shoe, bop my baloney, getting a good firm grip on your genitals and pumping your fist up and down until you discharge semen, or shoving two (or three) fingers up into your vagina and working your hand back and forth until you climax.
Learn the argot.
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