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"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan

"real men don't cry, unless they step in a bear trap"
-Wally Tagart

"If god gave Butterfly's Machine guns, Birds wouldn't fuck with them"
-Wally Tagart

Who's Wally Tagart?

My Avionics Teacher lol

hes ex-air-born, hes all kinds of fucked up, to funny

Ah, that would explain why teh google turned up nuttin'

"You just received the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, we go by the honor system. So, please delete all the files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation."

--Unknown

"Diplomacy is what you do AFTER you kick the enemies' @$$."

guys stop obsessing about women, seriously.
they're just big hunks of squishy meat with a hole in the middle -- ry_goody

"Should midgets get paid under the table?"

--Someones msn name

"It does matter whether the ring is real or not--their love is."

Dan Levi with the quote every man will give when he hands that special girl a plastic hoop he got out of a Cracker Jack box.

Caesar: "You should know that when we are married I shall, on occasion, beat you.........with my hand..........and with a light whip............and when I do so you must not think that you have offended me.

I do it because it gives me sexual pleasure.

Just remember that and don't be upset."


Girl: "Yes, sir."

Caesar: "....................I think we shall get along very well."


Taken from Rome: Season 2 Episode 8

"Let's face it, we're not changing the world. We're building a product that helps people buy more crap - and watch porn." -- Seagate CEO Bill Watkins

"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it." -- Grandpa Simpson


On an aside, that's horrible mileage.

"He doesn't even need a game system to play on; he can play Guitar Hero acoustically!"

Blue from Bluesnews