Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:04 pm
see the biger question is when did J become jewish?
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:33 pm
Perhaps Jay will enlighten us all with the tale, I'm sure it is quite an interesting story.
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:33 pm
And are thouse pigs Kosher? 
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:57 pm
iron fist
n.
Rigorous or despotic control: ruled the nation with an iron fist.
If I was referring to you specifically, I would've used:
scatophage
n.
One who follows the practice of scatophagy.
scatophagy
n.
The eating of excrement or other filth.
I'll be sure to correct that for future reference
Rigorous control? I can think of something rigorous you're involved with, but you always lose control at the end and make a mess 
Everybody knows the Jewish story. If you find it that boring, I'll make another one up to satisfy your entertainment needs.
Pigs.........the other white meat
n.
Rigorous or despotic control: ruled the nation with an iron fist.
If I was referring to you specifically, I would've used:
scatophage
n.
One who follows the practice of scatophagy.
scatophagy
n.
The eating of excrement or other filth.
I'll be sure to correct that for future reference
Rigorous control? I can think of something rigorous you're involved with, but you always lose control at the end and make a mess
Everybody knows the Jewish story. If you find it that boring, I'll make another one up to satisfy your entertainment needs.
Pigs.........the other white meat
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:15 pm
Well Jay, I will excuse your reference to scatophagy, after all I know how much you enjoy the practice and try to bring it into everyday conversation. I can remember just the other day when I asked you "So, what are the specs on the new gigabyte board" to which you replied by eating a pile of your own excrement and mumbling somthing about a DPS. 
As for making a mess, you seemed fine with it last night.
As for making a mess, you seemed fine with it last night.
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:20 pm
One, it was a GPS I was muttering about. I got nuttin' on the $hit part
Two, when you threaten to either rape my @$$ or let you jerk off in the car, I chose the latter. Lesser of 2 evils.........barely
Two, when you threaten to either rape my @$$ or let you jerk off in the car, I chose the latter. Lesser of 2 evils.........barely
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:28 pm
Come on now, we all know that you can't rape the willing
On a side note those cup holders in your car can really chafe...oh no, I've said too much.
On a side note those cup holders in your car can really chafe...oh no, I've said too much.
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:29 pm
I would just like to point out that neither of those 2 options are Kosher.
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:31 pm
I guess with scatophagy kosherness would depend on what the person had to eat that day.
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:35 pm
Willing, roofies, passed out.........it's all the same to you Homey J
Come here you pop machine change slot!
(only 2 people will get this.......hopefully)
Come here you pop machine change slot!
(only 2 people will get this.......hopefully)
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:38 pm
Sorry Jay, unlike your friend, I draw the line at inanimate objects...