Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 8:28 pm
ya I know, anything to get others to laugh
time for me to join in.... nothing is worth doing unless I am doing it lol..
good times ok here I go ...
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!
Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone
(football) Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear!
(so wrong) Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Your mama is so fat when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
Your mama is so fat when your dad wants sex he just slaps her and rides the waves.
Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
(no reason for this just funny )
What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
Dinner at Hooters.