Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 7:43 pm
Nice!
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 7:44 pm
Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 7:48 pm
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 7:49 pm
Yo mamma so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 7:49 pm
Yo mamma's so fat she broke a branch on the family tree.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 7:52 pm
Yo mama is so fat, she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 7:54 pm
Yo mamma's so fat she puts Mayonaise on Aspirin.
(the thought of this one is really gross to me, anyways)
(the thought of this one is really gross to me, anyways)
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 7:56 pm
lol Man I'm running low on ammo...
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 8:00 pm
Yo mamma's so fat when she wears a red dress all the kids in the neighborhood start yelling 'Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid!!'
(got this off a Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode)
(got this off a Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode)
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 8:03 pm
haha!! I love Fresh Prince, one of the few shows I watch. I'm really having trouble remembering any more... oh! an oldie but a goodie.
Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back.
Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 8:06 pm
Yo mamma's so ugly that they use her picture as birth control 'round here.
(yeah, Will Smith as a degenerate homeboy..........wait, how's that any different than now?
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(yeah, Will Smith as a degenerate homeboy..........wait, how's that any different than now?
)Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 8:18 pm
man I'm just drawing blanks... 
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 8:20 pm
Lemme help ya:
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 8:23 pm
haha! ok ok you win.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 8:27 pm
Never was a competition, guy. Just a bunch of yo' mama jokes so everyone could have a laugh. I'm always up for just joking around.