Funny Insults

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu May 22, 2003 7:43 pm

Nice!

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

[Fallen]SkaLicious · Post by **[Fallen]SkaLicious** » Thu May 22, 2003 7:44 pm

Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu May 22, 2003 7:48 pm

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

[Fallen]SkaLicious · Post by **[Fallen]SkaLicious** » Thu May 22, 2003 7:49 pm

Yo mamma so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu May 22, 2003 7:49 pm

Yo mamma's so fat she broke a branch on the family tree.

[Fallen]SkaLicious · Post by **[Fallen]SkaLicious** » Thu May 22, 2003 7:52 pm

Yo mama is so fat, she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu May 22, 2003 7:54 pm

Yo mamma's so fat she puts Mayonaise on Aspirin.

(the thought of this one is really gross to me, anyways)

[Fallen]SkaLicious · Post by **[Fallen]SkaLicious** » Thu May 22, 2003 7:56 pm

lol Man I'm running low on ammo...

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu May 22, 2003 8:00 pm

Yo mamma's so fat when she wears a red dress all the kids in the neighborhood start yelling 'Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid!!'

(got this off a Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode)

[Fallen]SkaLicious · Post by **[Fallen]SkaLicious** » Thu May 22, 2003 8:03 pm

haha!! I love Fresh Prince, one of the few shows I watch. I'm really having trouble remembering any more... oh! an oldie but a goodie.

Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu May 22, 2003 8:06 pm

Yo mamma's so ugly that they use her picture as birth control 'round here.

(yeah, Will Smith as a degenerate homeboy..........wait, how's that any different than now?

)

[Fallen]SkaLicious · Post by **[Fallen]SkaLicious** » Thu May 22, 2003 8:18 pm

man I'm just drawing blanks... :cry:

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu May 22, 2003 8:20 pm

Lemme help ya:

Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.

[Fallen]SkaLicious · Post by **[Fallen]SkaLicious** » Thu May 22, 2003 8:23 pm

haha! ok ok you win.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu May 22, 2003 8:27 pm

Never was a competition, guy. Just a bunch of yo' mama jokes so everyone could have a laugh. I'm always up for just joking around.