Interesting Quote Thread

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:28 pm

“We are halfhearted creatures fooling about with drink and sex and ambition, when infinite joy is offered us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea. We are far too easily pleased.”

C.S. Lewis, Weight of Glory

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:01 pm

"I'd rather be cummin than stroking"

Cummins Motor comment on the International Powerstroke engine.

Tempus · Post by **Tempus** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:05 pm

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
-Brendan Francis.

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."
-Charles Pierce.

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
-Steve Martin.

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
-Marylyn Munroe.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:03 am

"Have you ever tried explaining a math problem, social concept, historic event to someone and they just couldn't get it? No matter how hard you try, no matter which direction you spin it, no matter how many times you relate it to easier concepts, they just don't get it. If you have, then you'd understand why they become enraged. You can only remain calm so long in the face of utter ignorance."

CaNaDiAn PyRo

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:54 am

"You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob? What is the matter with them? I suppose it is because most of them are psychiatrists."
—Nixon to H. R. (Bob) Haldeman in May 1971

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5079259/site/newsweek/

It's full of classic Nixon quotes.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon May 31, 2004 1:00 am

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon May 31, 2004 2:05 am

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

That's pretty great, if only she knew how true this would become.....

[PX]Kal Bob · Post by **[PX]Kal Bob** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:06 pm

The box said ?Windows 98 or Better Required? So I installed Linux. - Anonymous

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:23 pm

Beware the fury of a patient man.
~John Dryden

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:47 pm

"Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome things that money can buy"
-Tom Clancy

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:56 am

"It is the soldier,not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer , who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin
is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." ~Unknown

Paragon · Post by **Paragon** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:14 pm

The dream was over... or was it?
Yes, it was.

'behind the laughter - Simpsons'

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:20 pm

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Anonymous

It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.
Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:28 pm

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
Jean Kerr

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:31 pm

Unexpected given his role in modern science and the time at which it was said:

"Science can never solve the enigma of Nature, and this is because that in the final analyzes, we our selves are a part of the puzzle which we are trying to solve."

Plank, 1931