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A Fan?
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Riddle #3:

I have hands that wave at you,
Though I never say goodbye.
It's cool for you to be with me,
Especially when I say, "HI."
What am I?

Dempsey wrote:A Fan?


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Riddle #4:

What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?
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Dempsey better not be cheating. :D
He is pretty close to the source.

Although I guess if he was cheating he would probably have more than 2 right. :D
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he guessed it himself. He was gonna give up, but I made him think longer about it.
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dam straight
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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The word "wholesome"

wholesome - whole = some
Until you find something worth dying for, you're not really living.
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Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Riddle #4:

What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

Samurai wrote:The word "wholesome"

wholesome - whole = some


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Riddle #5:

What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?
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Nothing
Nature is bountiful where idiots are concerned

No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities

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damnit

i knew this one and i was too late.
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I've got a riddle!!!!!!!!!!


ok here's one from me


What is the most powerful thing in the world,
What people need and want,
But if you put it in your mouth it could kill you.
What am I?
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
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Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Riddle #5:

What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?

Ghost [PX] wrote:Nothing


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Riddle #6:

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break.
But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?



PS: Heidi, please start your own thread. Nothing personal babe, but I'm not good at riddles, so I like to be the riddle giver! :lol:
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Heidi18 wrote:I've got a riddle!!!!!!!!!!


ok here's one from me


What is the most powerful thing in the world,
What people need and want,
But if you put it in your mouth it could kill you.
What am I?



My c0ckle..............it'd choke ya. ;)
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