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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:31 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
It's time for your yearly Starcraft patch!!!
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/35770
http://www.blizzard.com/support/?id=msc01694p
Seeing how the only bugs fixed are Korean based, I think we know who this is for.

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:24 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
Patch 1.13c
http://www.blizzard.com/support/?id=msc0411p
Will the patching insanity never end? Time will only tell.
Ah, h3ll, just the patch the game into SC2..........it'll be better for everyone.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:29 pm
by Ghost [PX]
Thats what they did with HL2....
Still using original HL code 7 years later...
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:29 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
Bwuahahahahaha!!!
Now they're just patching problems that they create........with their previous patch!
http://www.blizzard.com/support/?id=asc01884p
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:23 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:11 am
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:59 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
We always make jokes about the -_- (Koreans for you not one with the Force on emoticons) playing Starcraft. But have you ever actually watched a match?
http://www.xenvideo.com/2007/03/25/star ... vs-savior/
The opening is enough to remind you of the WWF/E/whatever they call it now. I would watch this on television.
But it needs more chicks on the side. With tits. Lots and lots of tits. Not -_- tits..........but big, globular tits.
Did I mention tits?
http://www.dfanning.com/adventures/muni ... t_tits.jpg
TITS!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:10 pm
by [PX]IronFist
It's crazy when he builds that factory right beside the other guys base...if his observer had been 1/2 inch closer he would have seen it.
Those firebats sure do make short work of the zerglings.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:14 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
Yeah, they say that, in Korea, the Terran are actually the rushing race what with the flying buildings. It's pretty crazy. Some of the ones that I watch make it so that the guys place tanks on certain areas and hide a marine beneath themselves. But then Blizzard patches that

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:07 pm
by Paragon
He even has a posse who comes out at the end. This is crazy!
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:19 am
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:41 am
by Ghost [PX]
Thats absolutely insane!
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:48 pm
by THE JEW (RaVeN)
So you're about to announce a brand new Starcraft game. What do you do to build hype?
http://www.blizzard.com/support/?id=msc0411p
Release the annual patch

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:12 am
by Darius
If its a Starcraft MMORPG, I will find Blizzard's dev's and blow them up....via large explosive thingy that goes boom!!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:00 am
by [PX]IronFist