Convert your girlfriend

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:14 pm

Excellent suggestion Jon. I was merely pulling names outta my ass, but you may have a good pattern there.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:00 am

You guys are putting too much bother into this.

Hook an I.V. of Valium up to her and she'll watch and like whatever you want.

Megz · Post by **Megz** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 10:39 am

Here's a suggestion for all you guys out there, how be you let your girlfirneds be who they are, that's why you liked them in the first place isn't it? I accept that he games.....all the damn time, but I do my thing too!

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:01 pm

Watch the play "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change." It deals with it quite well.

That, and chicks are always trying to change guys. No belching, consistent nagging on our appearances and demeanor, and cold stares when we don't act how they want us to. Often women will take on the "bad boy" in an effort to try and "set him straight."

Hey, the improvements may be for the best, but women have been changing men for years. Now it's our turn.

Heidi18 · Post by **Heidi18** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:02 pm

i may be a girl but i'm gonna have to agree with the jew on that! lol, he hit the head of the nail on that one!

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Post by **[PX] Nebuchadnezzar** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:32 pm

Intersting Update:

I finished downloading season 1 of the Clone Wars cartoon today. I start watching it, and I hear from beside me "Hey! R2-D2!"

Was that Meghan?? It was! it was!

Part of the conversion process is already complete.

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:41 pm

Maybe Mike has just learned to immitate Meghan and throw his voice.

Megz · Post by **Megz** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:42 pm

so I may have watched the cartoon as a kid, so shoot me!! I guess I forgot to mention that fact....hehe, guess you learn something new everyday!!

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:37 pm

[PX]IronFist wrote:Maybe Mike has just learned to immitate Meghan and throw his voice.

Maybe he sprouted two wonderful breasts, and lost his penis then too.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:00 am

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Tig ol' bitties.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:20 pm

An even better conversion

http://news.com.com/2100-1043_3-6165405 ... &subj=news

Getting your girlfriend to play pr0n games. Ooooooooh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah.

Paragon · Post by **Paragon** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:33 pm

heh. "Ass physics" Maybe it'll be in HL3

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:08 pm

"If you see two avatars (lying) down (in World of Warcraft), they're not just tired," said Brathwaite, who moderated Wednesday's roundtable discussion.

They must be on an RP server....

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:55 pm

Why geeks make the best lovers:

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/ ... drive_0406

The DIY hardware section on dildotronics is.............intriguing.

The comment that one person's favourite adult store is the Home Depot is............dunno on that one :lol:

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:37 pm

How you know when she's not worth converting:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Door-Tes ... girlfriend

Simple test that says a lot.

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