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A clam?
I dunno... Jason's c0ckle sounds like a valid answer for holly's though. Lets go with it.
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Ghost [PX] wrote:A clam?


Wrong. a clam would love the ocean.
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An ocean wave?


This is pressuming that by break you mean shatter; thus, the dispersion of the water wouldn't count as "breaking."
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Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Riddle #6:

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break.
But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:An ocean wave?


Correct. I also would have accepted a tissue or something similar.
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Riddle #7:

I can run but not walk.
Wherever I go, thought follows close behind.
What am I?
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inspiration?
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I think Heidi's is dynamite
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Ghost [PX] wrote:inspiration?


how does inspiration run?
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With broken dreams as legs...
I dunno, i was throwing out ideas. Critizes me after you've answered some :P
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Dempsey wrote:I think Heidi's is dynamite


My c0ckle goes by very many different names. ;)
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Very true. Some men call it "junior", others call it "the wee one" :wink:
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*cue Kiss' "Love Gun"*


Oh, I'll degrade this thread into nothing but phallic references yet..............you wait. ;)
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*patiently waiting for The JEW to degrade the thread into nothing but phallic references....*
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Round 1:


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I can do better than that. Try harder Jason. Unleash the fury!
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