Riddle 02-03-04

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Riddle 02-03-04

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Ok, I am anthropologist, you are all in my team. We are looking for the final resting place of the Biblical Adam and Eve, the first created human beings.

We arrive at are location, after much searching we find a cave. I inform you that I must go in alone first. I exit a few minutes later vary excited.

I tell you all that I did not find any bones. Rather I found 2 perfectly preserved human bodies. One Male, the other female. I also tell you that there is no doubt that these 2 bodies are that of Adam and Eve.

Here is the Riddle: How do I know this?

You can ask any question that you want to find out. However, I can only answer with Yes, No, or Does Not Matter.

NOTE: If you have heard this and know the answer, don't post it. Let the others try and figure it out. Good Luck.
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Fine fine fine...
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I'm fairly certain I know so I'll just throw out random questions to make things interesting.


Does Eve have blond hair..................curtains and carpet?

Am I allowed to go into the cave?

Were there any signs posted?

Am I allowed to eat any type of citrus fruit I deserve on this expedition?
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Does Eve have blond hair..................curtains and carpet?

Does not matter

Am I allowed to go into the cave?

Does not Matter

Were there any signs posted?

No

Am I allowed to eat any type of citrus fruit I deserve on this expedition?

Does not Matter, but yes, go ahead :lol:
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Post by [PX]IronFist »

Could you tell that the male was missing a rib? (I think this would be pretty easy to tell even if the bodies were "perfectly preservered". Infact I think the fact that the bodies were preserverd at all is a dead give away, I think that would require some kind of devine intervention.)
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ould you tell that the male was missing a rib?

No

I think this would be pretty easy to tell even if the bodies were "perfectly preservered". Infact I think the fact that the bodies were preserverd at all is a dead give away, I think that would require some kind of devine intervention.

Does not matter, but good point :lol:
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Post by Heidi18 »

Do they have belly buttons?
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Do they have belly buttons?

No they do not.

Ding Ding Ding, correct answer!!! Congrats
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What do i get for winning? lol :lol:
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