This is a great "Idea"

[[Fallen]Thanatos]

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"

He replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in a while, I like to play with my money... Three, I like how money feels in my hand... And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!

[[PX] Nebuchadnezzar]

good in theory, very very painful in reality. (so I've heard)